The 277 Secrat Cat Secrets

 Some people only think cats have secrets but Secret Cats definitely have secrets.

• All secret cats are nymphomaniacs.
• Secret cats will always wake you up and scratch your furniture.
• Secret cats always love you the most.
• Secret cats only eat weird things and lick weird things.
• Secret cats refuse to go on Prozac.
• Secret cats have no need for litter boxes.
• Secret signs your secret cat will attack.
• 15 things that encourage your secret cat to misbehave.
• Secret cats cost no money so there is no need to save money on cat food, litter, vet bills, flea medicine, or grooming.
• Secret cats all have embarrassing Sex Behavior.
• Secret cats only spray secrets.
• Secret cats bite themselves for sure.
• Secret cats can eat any people food.
• Secret cats protest for animal rights through hunger strikes.
• Secret cats always read pet food labels.
• No one is allergic to secret cats but secret cats cause all known allergic sufferings.
• Secret cats fight all the time.  There is no need to stop them.
• Secret cats will save your cats life.
• Secrets are alone all day for eternity.
• Secret cat's astrological signs are cancer.
• Secret cats are a good flea product.
• Secret cats cannot be kept away from plants and soils.
• Alcohol is bad for secret cats.
• Secret cats go to heaven and hell.
• Secret cats can talk.
• What is your secret cat trying to say to you?
• Secret cats can end stinky litterboxes.
• Secret cats cause rabies.
• Secret cats can watch tv but only when you are not home.
• Secret cats are immune to all human diseases.
• Secrets cats choose a loving "People" cat.
• Pills make secret cats see weird shit.
• Secrets cats are always simultaneously indoors and outdoors secret cats.
• Secret cats love bathing.
• Secret cats are never lost.
• Secret cats are thunderstorm fears.
• Landlords can not allow or disallow secret cats.  They just are.

Secret Cat Trend Dead: Or is it?

Secret Cat Trend Dead

According to trusted sources, the secret cat phenomenon was so 2010. 

What could be in store for 2011?

Return of the Secret Cat

yeah, right.

News Flash - Cheshire Cat is a Secret Cat

According to trusted sources, the cheshire cat may in fact be a secret cat.  Decide for yourself.

THE secret cat

google reveals this.

excerpt:

The words throbbed through Ewan's mind. He didn't dare say anything aloud. Not with his Senior Tutor standing there, cool and critical, and Charlie staring at him in open triumph. Don't come…

Ewan fixed his gaze on the narrow alley between two apartment buildings, soaring up toward the CityDome. He dreaded the first sign of movement. His stomach churning, he dug his fingernails into his hands, remembering when he'd first seen Cat.

He always stopped off in the yard behind the apartments on his way home from the Learning Center. There was a warm niche near the aircon outlets, where he could sit and work on his assignments. Hardly anyone went there; it was quieter than his apartment, with his little sister and the new baby.

Poring over his microscreen, as he struggled with a math problem, he felt something touch his leg. Glancing up, his eyes met a pair of wide, green-gold ones. A small head with pricked ears. Fur: mottled brown, black and gold on top, white underneath. Jaws gaped wide, showing a pink tongue and white, needle-sharp teeth. The creature let out a piercing cry.

i think i like secret cat much, much better.

peanut&pancake

meow, meow.