Some people only think cats have secrets but Secret Cats definitely have secrets.
- All secret cats are nymphomaniacs.
- Secret cats will always wake you up and scratch your furniture.
- Secret cats always love you the most.
- Secret cats only eat weird things and lick weird things.
- Secret cats refuse to go on Prozac.
- Secret cats have no need for litter boxes.
- Secret signs your secret cat will attack.
- 15 things that encourage your secret cat to misbehave.
- Secret cats cost no money so there is no need to save money on cat food, litter, vet bills, flea medicine, or grooming.
- Secret cats all have embarrassing Sex Behavior.
- Secret cats only spray secrets.
- Secret cats bite themselves for sure.
- Secret cats can eat any people food.
- Secret cats protest for animal rights through hunger strikes.
- Secret cats always read pet food labels.
- No one is allergic to secret cats but secret cats cause all known allergic sufferings.
- Secret cats fight all the time. There is no need to stop them.
- Secret cats will save your cats life.
- Secrets are alone all day for eternity.
- Secret cat's astrological signs are cancer.
- Secret cats are a good flea product.
- Secret cats cannot be kept away from plants and soils.
- Alcohol is bad for secret cats.
- Secret cats go to heaven and hell.
- Secret cats can talk.
- What is your secret cat trying to say to you?
- Secret cats can end stinky litterboxes.
- Secret cats cause rabies.
- Secret cats can watch tv but only when you are not home.
- Secret cats are immune to all human diseases.
- Secrets cats choose a loving "People" cat.
- Pills make secret cats see weird shit.
- Secrets cats are always simultaneously indoors and outdoors secret cats.
- Secret cats love bathing.
- Secret cats are never lost.
- Secret cats are thunderstorm fears.
- Landlords can not allow or disallow secret cats. They just are.
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